What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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