let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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