did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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