just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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