We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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