I'm really into asian looking animals
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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