Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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