Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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