Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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