Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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