Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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