As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
COCAINE IS GR8
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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