i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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