I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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