is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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