Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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