What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
