Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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