I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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