Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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