Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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