You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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