mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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