doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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