i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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