Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We left the knife in your bed.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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