3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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