i think i have herpe
just one?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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