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• (815): View more from Illinois

  yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.

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  Please never have kids.

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• (739): View more from

  IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....

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