That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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