Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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