I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
