If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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