can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I could fuck to npr.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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