Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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