yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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