Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Randomize