Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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