idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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