But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
the raccoons are back...
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