Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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