i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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