My nipple is on Facebook.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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