so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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