I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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