Me. At least after what I've been through.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
