he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
my poor anus
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have aggressive nipples.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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