yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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