therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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