She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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