I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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