..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I look better un-naked...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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