I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
